5v5 Mid Skill, No ED Heroes, No Frenchies, Server ON

Terms and Conditions of the mix

  1. You shall agree and be bound by the law of England and Wales upon entering the server and duly by joining said server agree to all conditions of the mix here in.
  2. The server admin's decision is final. Corin has first and final say on anything including banning you if he doesn't like your nickname.
  3. You shall agree to be bound by any decision made at any time by the server admin, as deemed necesary to win the game by whichever means Corin see's fit including, but not limited to:
    1. Changing the bomb timer to 25s
    2. altering the bomb timer to 2 minutes (if you are a T obviously)
    3. banning all 5 of you
  4. You shall not be french.
  5. You agree not to purchase or use any Automated Sniper Weapon.
  6. It cannot be asked to play a map that is not in the current rotation, which basically means you will be kicked if you ask for a ridiculous map choice. Examples of ridiculous maps include, but are not limited to:
    1. de_cbble
    2. de_chateau
  7. You are expected to treat players with respect and treat them how you wish to be treated. If you insult any player on the server expect to receive verbal abuse, potentially including but not limited to jokes about your mum.
  8. Ninja Defuses, especially on de_train, will not be moaned about.
  9. If you are asked to play Office, you will do so and not get stroppy about Corin killing hostages.
  10. Sense of humour failure will often result in a kickban.
  11. The following phrases or words are banned "plow", "tg", "merde" or any combination of words that use german or french unless we started it and then its deemed "funny".
  12. Cheaters are not allowed to play, unless you are German or Czech, when obviously you guys cant help it.
  13. Yes that really is the real ReDeYe, please dont bug him, he's kind of a big deal.
  14. If you lose the match fairly, expect to be taunted by a mixture of website writers, commentators, editors and people who just dont play this game seriously (and hudzG). You only have yourself to blame.
  15. We reserve the right to copy any text used that makes no sense and bind it to a key to taunt you with at any time during the game.
  16. We also reserve the right to change to MR12 when circumstances dictate such a change. You will be notified of this after 12 rounds have been played depending on our mood.
  17. Insulting Corin is considered fair game, but please refer to RULE 2.
  18. No ED Heroes. This means if you want to play on ED and are searching wars for screenshot purposes, you cannot play us. WE DONT FUCKING COUNT WE ARE A MIX YOU IDIOTS.
  19. No regless germans claiming to be mid.
  20. Should you use rates which are deemed "a joke" or "fucking terrible" the server admin reserves the right to anally probe you until such time as you fix said rates or leave the server either by force or by choice. Please note, comedy rates are considered.